... 582

I don't get people. And every time I try to I wish I haven't. "To know is to suffer." And yet I keep trying. Does that make a masochist?

... 581

You remember that joke about the pessimist and the optimist? The pessimist says "It can't get any worse than that" and the optimist says "It can, it can."

Yes, it can, and next week it will. Should I shoot myself now or now?

... 580

My work week was so terrible and exhausting that today it feels as if I've dodged a bullet and I'm lucky just to be alive. If not else, to feel this way simplifies life significantly. But I very much hope that when I get my paycheck there will be "else". At least hope is free.